If there’s one thing Mass Effect fans know well, it’s that everybody in BioWare’s space adventure series likes to f*ck.
That’s why the URL for an upcoming Mass Effect-themed pack for Cards Against Humanity is totallyfuckablealiens.com. If that’s any indication of what’s to come in the 14 new cards, then this expansion ought to fit right in.
The $1 pack was conceived according to the website as a way to convince BioWare to deliver an early copy of Mass Effect: Andromeda for the CAH team. The ploy didn’t work, but the pack was created nonetheless.
As such, you can buy the pack with confidence, knowing there won’t be any Andromeda spoilers contained therein. There may be spoilers for other Mass Effect stories, but this pack isn’t meant to be exciting if you’ve never played the games before.
Hilariously, the website references Mass Effect 3‘s controversial ending not once, but twice. A little backstory: the original ending to Mass Effect 3 was altered and expanded in response to fan outcry. The refreshed finale was eventually released as a free DLC pack.
The CAH website first notes that “missing cards will be sold later as DLC” and then invites fans that still have complaints about the ending to email EntitledWhining@slackup.mecardsagainsthumanity.com.
Seriously though: if you’re still complaining about the since-changed ending to a game that came out in 2012, maybe re-think some of your choices.